kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via neon-sprite)

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(via lovemileyc)

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

(via lohanthony)